| what if you went to sleep and when you woke up the entire world had changed around you?
this is exactly what happened to me. well not really, but i did i get a parking ticket.
i left my car legitimately, legally parked on the street in the morning. i come home in the evening, and i can already see half a block away, the telltale bright orange on my windshield. i remember thinking to myself, 'wtf could that POSSIBLY be for? having a black car? only having 4 wheels on my vehicle?'
turns out to be for parking in a handicap spot. wtf...? i look around and see the shady ass city put up handicap signs AROUND MY CAR and then gave me a ticket. totally surreal... the parking spot BECAME illegal as my car sat there. it's like being in the Matrix.
alright, i guess this entry is slightly hyperbolic but i mean what the hell.. it's a $200 ticket.
fortunately i have a pretty good track record. sad thing is, these are all i could fit in one screenshot. pre-2005 is quite a big longer..
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| yesterday i went down to my car for like 2 minutes and bird crap landed on my head. SOME people say this is supposed to be lucky... i think it means a bird just shit on my head. just because it doesn't happen very often don't make it lucky. if i got struck by lightning, i wouldn't go buy lotto tickets, i'd get my crispy fried ass to the hospital. similarly, i didn't run to the local gas station yesterday either, i got in the damn shower.
frickin birds man...
i guess i should add i deserved it anyway 
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| what's today's date? oh yea.. it says up there ^^^
she said yes...
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| it's NUCLEAR not nucular. ugh. |
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| wtf... xanga's gotten crazy. not only is it totally dead, i have no idea how to use it anymore. it seriously took me 5 min to figure how to even make a new post. sad... luckily for you, loyal readers, i figured it out and so i can show you this link: http://criminalsearches.com free criminal background checks so you can read up on anybody's rap sheet. i came back clean *whew* can't say the same for some of my friends and associates tho... go on now.. have a party |
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